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Ok.... So I'm laying in bed last night trying to get to sleep. I ignorantly had hung my dry cleaned pants and shirts on a shelf bracket on my wall. Luckily, they come back to you in that plastic....and conveniently, I can't sleep without my ceiling fan on. So I wake up in the middle of the night, hear something rustling, and immediately think a burglar is going through my kitchen trash. I had one of those "2 second freak outs". Then I though to myself, that's crazy.... why would the burglar be going through the kitchen trash? He'd at least start in the guest bedroom trash, that's where all the good stuff would be.

That's when I decided that I should put stupid stories like that on a blog. I constantly think of questions and ideas..... constantly. Some of these things are stupid, some are smart, some are impossible, and some just make you want to find the answer. That's why I need a blog. Now the MAKING of the blog.... wow, what an experience. I sat at this stupid computer for 30 minutes typing in the most random crap for a URL that was already taken. I'd put in something like, "ihatehardcrosswordpuzzles".... taken..... "yourmomdoesyoga".... taken...."areyouserious?".....taken......"aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhh!!"....TAKEN. I about blew a fuse.

How many people are on this thing? Way more than every combination of the alphabet up to 20 characters.... I know at least that many. Reminds me of that SNL skit.... but only vaguely so I won't type about it. Anyhow, I will post on here whenever I think of something to say. It may be interesting, funny, or just plain boring. My wife's and sister's blogs are much more serious and worth reading than mine, I can be honest about that. But please, come here when you don't have anything else to do. Who knows, you may be entertained.